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Click "Read More" at the end of the blog to...ya know...read the rest...k? THX. OH HAI! My name is Tarja Turunen. I am the original singer of Nightwish! I have a beautiful, operatic voice that compliments the metal opera music that the band plays. Too bad the band couldn't tell me to my face that I've been fired! Instead, I was told through a nice little letter! Now instead of hearing my voice on the new album, you get to hear the voice of the abomination below! CHECK IT OUT :D (CLICK "READ MORE", N00B)
LOL HAI MY NAME EHZ ANETTE OLZON. IM LYK THE NEW SANGER FOR NIGHTWEESH N SHTUFF. ZOMG OPERA TOTALLY SUCKS SO SENCE MY VOICE EHZ SOUNDS GOOD IM GONNA SING LIKE I SHULD BE IN A EMU BAND ROFL. SO LYK I CUTZ MY HAIRZ OFF SENCE THIS PACTURE AND EHZ BLONDE NAO. I ALSO SHOP AT HOT TOPIC SO IT MAKES EHT BETTER FER THA BAYND. CUZ I LOOK COOL AND GOTH AND SHTUFF. AND I LIKE DANCE BETTAR AND SHTUFF DEN TARJA CUZ I LIKE INCOPRUATE RAPPER MOVES AND BRITNAY SPARZ AND 80S MOVES TO MY TEKNEEK. SO LYK BY THE NEW ALBUM K? EHTZ SO GUD. YOU LIKE, I KNOWZ. Tarja VS. Anette Video. Who do you think is better?
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